Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Sunriver

So I promised drunken updates from Sunriver and failed to deliver on that promise. So here is a brief summary of the weekend:

Got drunk on Crown and effed up on Absinthe, smoked a cigar, passed out, had Leslie draw tits on my face, was awaken at 5am by drunken brothers in the hot tub, talked to the police about the loud, drunken brothers in the hot tub, and received a $250 disturbing the peace citation as the person in charge because of the loud, drunken brothers in the hot tub.

Quite a weekend. And the Monday after, I received a call from the rental company "thanking" us for trashing the house and informing me there would be some additional cleaning charges.

So while I spent the weekend putting out fires, there was no time to post. My apologies and I hope this makes up for it.

No comments: